December 2010
2 posts
Lauren from Texas:
ipaintedyou:
I couldn’t decide if I should paint this bombshell with blonde, brown, or red hair. Check out this gal’s eyebrows they are so nicely groomed — (my paint picture doesn’t do them justice!)
I listened to Mecca Normal’s The Observer album while making this. Jean Smith wrote this album all about her experiences with online dating.
Thank you, whoever you are, for freaking MAKING MY...
November 2010
2 posts
Regarding broccoli.
Nicole Faye: It just occurred to me that I've NEVER eaten broccoli raw without ranch or blue cheese dip. Lesson learned: it's actually disgusting.
Me: It sort of tastes like a moldy foot.
Nicole Faye: Right. That crumbles like kitty litter in your mouth.
Me: Nonononononono.
Nicole Faye: Of course, I'm totally basing this off of the sound it makes when Darla bites into that sandwich filled with kitty litter in "Little Rascals." Not personal experience, of course.
October 2010
5 posts
“Let’s go out tonight. No regrets, no denial. I will let you put your hands...”
– What Michael was singing this morning, & what I can only assume is his version of “Teenage Dream” by Katy Perry.
On television.
Me: What are your top 5 favorite TV shows?
Michael: What counts as a TV show? Only sitcoms?
Me: No, anything counts.
Michael: Sports Center.
Me: That doesn't count. That's like saying the news is your favorite show.
Michael: The news can be your favorite show! If you're a news junkie.
August 2010
1 post
Late Night Musings
LfT: I don't have it together
LfT: so who does?
Cio: Martha Stewart
Cio: no, she went to jail once
Cio: No one does.
February 2010
1 post
January 2010
1 post
August 2009
1 post
June 2009
1 post
A Typical Evening.
Me: "Look at how long my bangs are."
Michael: "Wow. How long are they normally?"
Me: "Shorter than this."
May 2009
13 posts
Carla: How did you get him to be like that? Did you do that thing that all guys want us to do but we swore we'd never do?
Elliot: I didn't have to, he just loves me. Why, did you?
Carla: I'm saving that bullet for a diamond tennis bracelet.
-Scrubs, Episode 139, "My Point of No Return"
Too true.
schickles:
tylerriewer:
If Justin Timberlake is hosting Saturday Night Live, you stay in that night.
iChat Tip #01
william gallahue: next time you IC
replace yourself with a sock puppet
Wikipedia has a sense of humor.
May 4 is called Star Wars Day because of a pun or play on words based on the similarity between "May the 4th be with you" and "May the force be with you", a phrase often spoken in the Star Wars movies. In common usage the joke might be presented:
John Doe: Happy Star Wars Day!
Jane Doe: What?
John Doe: May the 4th be with you!
Jane Doe: You're not getting any tonight...
(Taken from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_Day)
LfT & Gooch - Part 2.
Lauren: i am being unreasonable but i don't care
Erin Gooch: who cares. it's your RIGHT. YOU ARE A WIFE.
almost said waif
Lauren: i am that too
April 2009
13 posts
This basically sums up our friendship.
Lauren: i got a new blog
Erin Gooch: wuuuut.
Lauren: i hate my old one
Erin Gooch: ef ew
Lauren: DO YOU WANT THE URL OR WHAT
Erin Gooch: YOU KNOW I DOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Lauren: it's a wordpress which is infinitely better than a BLOGGA
laurenfromtexas.wordpress.com
Erin Gooch: oh suck. i cannot keep up, so you will just have to keep visiting my blogger.
Lauren: I know, and I will keep visiting
Erin Gooch: I FOLLOWED YOU.
from xanga
to live journal
no
from livejournal
to xanga
to myspace
to blogger
THE END.
Lauren: I FOLLOWED YOU TO MYSPACE
YOU HAD IT FIRST
Erin Gooch: oh. ok
Lauren: AND YOU HAD A JIVEJOURNAL FIRST
Erin Gooch: good. that makes me feel like less of a goober.
Lauren: Live*
I had a xanga
Erin Gooch: jiiive journal. for jivers
movers and groovers
Lauren: JUMPIN AND JIVIN
TELL ME MY NEW BLOG ISN'T COOL
GPOYW - Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself Wednesday →
Apparently this is a new movement I was not aware of. However, it is good news, since I like taking gratuitous pictures of myself and will LOVE having an excuse to do so.
E-Cigarette?! →
It real. FINALLY. and I want it. →
(via cioavacado)
I want one too!!
The Pomegranate (phone) →
Even though this is silly and far-fetched - there will (probably) never be a phone that can brew coffee - think about it. If you had shown a demo of the iPhone 3G to my parents in the 80’s, they would have totally been like: NO FREAKIN’ WAY.
“I believe in the Sun even when it is not shining. I believe in Love even when I...”
– Lines scrawled on a cellar wall in Cologne, which was destroyed by bombing in WWII.
